Well at least I'm not the Grinch...

You are the Lorax!


Which Dr. Seuss Character Are You?
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Fairly accurate, although it could do with some better results. What about Sam-I-Am? Or Thing One and Thing Two? Or Fox in Socks, Bartholomew Cubbins and the Oobleck, Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose or Gertrude McFuzz? And I'll take this opportunity to endorse a constitutional amendment banning all Hollywood live-action versions of Dr. Suess books. L.A. must be a strange and wicked place for them to rip off and exploit Dr. Suess.

And now for something completely different:


Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
"You do not know the power of the Dark
Side." There are two possibilities: you
are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly
scary.


Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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Hm. I haven't been a Star Wars geek since junior high. Close enough.


[I removed the grammar quiz because some of the other results are tasteless and insensitive, to say the very least. Sorry if I offended anyone]


Allen Ginsberg was an insightful cultural critic
writing in the beat style of the 1950's-- he
championed his queerness and his radical
leftist views through his poetry.


Which famous poet are you? (pictures and many outcomes)
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Holy Shit. I'm Ginsberg, huh, not Dickinson or Plath? Or even my beloved Walt Whitman? I tried to read "Howl" once when I was 15 (I was very into the Beats. Wore a lot of black), got as far as the part where he tells America to "go fuck yourself with your atom bomb." I really am going to have to read him one of these days.


Morpheus


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Rock on! And Neil Gaiman wrote a kick-ass comic book series about me.


You are Schroeder!


Which Peanuts Character are You?
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Aw! I love Schroeder! **grooves to Vince Garauldi**