P is for procrastination...

You will be smothered under a rug. You're a little
anti-social, and may want to start gaining new
social skills by making prank phone calls.


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Personally I always figured I'd take my cue from Leonard Bast and be crushed by a bookcase (which, I agree, is the most lame fuck way to die ever), but smothered by a rug is more cozy at least.