Dear Mercury: dude, what the fuck?
I work in reservations! You are totally kicking my ass! Up one street and down the other! Jesus H. Christ on pumpernickel toast! Cut me some fucking god-damn slack! Enough with the retrograding!
You both suck and blow,
Andygrrl
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Translation so I can sympathise appropriately?
Quick and Dirty Astrology for Winter: When the planet Mercury goes retrograde, communications are screwed, things break down, endless little mistakes pile up, stuff slips through the cracks. You're fucked if you work in reservations, appointments are missed, or not even booked, everything's insane.
and when your workday is like that, it's good to have something to blame.
Man, Mercury is ALWAYS in retrograde it seems! What a moody bitch! Although that would explain alot . . .
you and me both, sister. mercury spent the whole fucking day givin it to me up the poop shute with no lube. but you know, it all worked out ok eventually. which is why i like that new quote you've got up about your perspective on adventure. so true.
::chuckles:: I love blaming "Mercury in retrograde"! Trouble is, I never really know for sure if it is or it isn't. I used to know -- I used have have an actual astrologer who read my chart periodically. But that was then.
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