Wednesday, May 30, 2007

in which I quote Monty Python at unneccessary length

CART MASTER:
Bring out yer dead!
CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.

So I'm not dead yet, and neither is my blogging career, as it happens. I've been invited to be a guest blogger at Feministe for a week, which I find totally thrilling, a little scary, and completely inexplicably. But what the hell! I'll let you all know further details later.

I am, however, going to move this party over to Wordpress, and I'm considering a name change. "Left Angles" (obscure Ani reference), "Sacrilicious", and "Deconstruction Worker" are a few ideas I've got at the moment. But if you've got any preferences and ideas, drop 'em in the comments. Also, whoever sent Feministe my way, you rock so hard.

2 Comments:

At 1:00 PM, Blogger the bluest light said...

Yay for Monty Python and Feministe!

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger Winter said...

I think if you call it Deconstruction Worker people might expect Derrida, which may give a false impression unless you are planning to blog about Derrida of course. I like the Sacrilicious one, but don't be swayed by me.

 

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