Dear Southerners*

Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.


Fuck y'all.

Sincerely,
A Blue Midwesterner in a Red State.

*Yes, I know this is monumentally unfair to all the cool Southerners I really do know and love. But jesus that made my *day*