go team!

So far we've had poems about lesbian love and the sheer love of living. Today's poem is about self-love.

2-4-6-8
Barbie likes to masturbate
She's been doing it since age 8
And her style is really great
Religion told her she should wait
And find herself a suitable mate
2-4-6-8 Barbie didn't take the bait
So listen all you girls and boys
Come on and grab all your sex toys
We're going to make a lot of noise
Learning about our bodily joys
2-4-6-8
Everybody masturbate!

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