wherein I write a blog post in seven minutes or less

cause the bus is coming.

But check it out:Lipstick and Dipstick have a blog . And, get this, Dipstick has a twin sister who's also a butch lesbo (who shaves her legs and has long hair, but still). That just totally made my day. If only they'd become rock stars like Tegan and Sara, it would be a wonderful world.

Also, James Blunt needs to die a painful, ignomious, lame-fuck death. Like getting squashed by a falling piano. Shut the fuck up, you little twerp!