College Lit Student Crushed Beneath Massive Pile of Essays, Details at 11.

Well I just finished discussing how Cabeza de Vaca is a precursor to Vonnegut's Billy Pilgrim (that was interesting, to say the least); now I get to spend the rest of the week analyzing metaphor in Oedipus Rex (assuming, of course, that I don't take a page from Oeddy and gouge my eyes out first) and Germanic heroic culture in The Battle of Brunanburh.

If I survive, expect my next post to be me celebrating the fact that I never, ever, ever have to write another word about Sophocles ever again.