Further proof that there is no God

Via Mags:

Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt is set to wear a tailcoat and breeches in a big screen adaptation of Pride and Prejudice.

Hear that sound? No, in addition to the Tilneyites wailing and rending their clothes. It's Jane Austen fucking ROLLING in her GRAVE!

I suddenly had a vision of Harvey Weinstein rubbing his hands together and chuckling in an evil Bond-villain manner.

And Keira Knightley may be a babe but she is just a miniscule flavor of the week bug compared to the goddess that is Jennifer Ehle. Do they really think they can improve on this?

god. It's so depressing. I'm going to console myself with Jasper Fforde's literary utopia.